Honter
$HONTER
— before we begin, he needs a hit —
▌ CLEARANCE: DEGEN-ONLY ▌ DOCUMENT №1488-HBN ▌ LAST UPDATE: ██:██ UTC ▌ EYES ONLY ▌
☭ $HONTER · THE OG☭ DEPLOYED 03/14/2024 · 12 DAYS OLDER THAN EVERY IMPOSTER☭ CASE №HBN-001 — STATUS: AT LARGE☭ ★ APPROVED BY THE BIG GUY ★☭ OPERATION REPEAT — ONGOING☭ BURISMA WIRE RECEIVED☭ 10% TO THE BIG GUY · CLEARED☭ LAPTOP STATUS: REPAIR SHOP / FORGOR☭ PRESIDENTIAL PARDON · SIGNED☭ OFFSHORE WIRE CLEARED☭ RETARD META APPROVED☭ 2 YEARS OLD · STILL HITTING☭ EYES ONLY · DEGEN CLEARANCE☭ $HONTER · THE OG☭ DEPLOYED 03/14/2024 · 12 DAYS OLDER THAN EVERY IMPOSTER☭ CASE №HBN-001 — STATUS: AT LARGE☭ ★ APPROVED BY THE BIG GUY ★☭ OPERATION REPEAT — ONGOING☭ BURISMA WIRE RECEIVED☭ 10% TO THE BIG GUY · CLEARED☭ LAPTOP STATUS: REPAIR SHOP / FORGOR☭ PRESIDENTIAL PARDON · SIGNED☭ OFFSHORE WIRE CLEARED☭ RETARD META APPROVED☭ 2 YEARS OLD · STILL HITTING☭ EYES ONLY · DEGEN CLEARANCE
Honter
HONTER
FILE №HBN-001
BUY
CASE №HBN-001SUBJECT: BODEN, HONTER·STATUS: AT LARGEOG BY 12 DAYS

HONTERBODEN

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY — the OG retard meta. deployed on solana march 14, 2024 — twelve days before his nearest imitator. confirmed defendant of his own life. last seen hitting the pipe in a navy suit with a red tie and a presidential pardon in his jacket pocket.

possible aliases: the OG · the big guy's son · classified · classified

ape on pump.fun read the dossier the inner circle
▌ classified asset · solana · contract address
$ cat /assets/honter.ca
uuxWwFL6G9UjiYRZvWxJrSB18V1oKBgYrmueamREK57
@honter_boden·🔥 100 TRANSMISSIONS LOGGED·market surveillance →
SUBJECT ID — CONFIDENTIALFILE HBN-001
Honter Boden
INTAKE PHOTO · 03/14/2024
NAME: BODEN, HONTER
DEPLOYED: 03 / 14 / 2024
D.O.B: ██/██/19██
HEIGHT: 5'10" (slouching)
EYES: two. unequal.
OCCUPATION: art consultant
RELATIVES: the big guy
NOTES: 12 days older than every imposter
PARDONED
STREET VALUE
$0.00016890
NET WORTH
$168.9K
24H FLOW
$534.6K
★ OG · SOLANA · DEPLOYED 03/14/2024EYES ONLY
dossierFILE № 001-A

the dossier

subject background · modus operandi · last known status
CHAPTER 01

the genesis

ORIGINAL

deployed on solana march 14, 2024. twelve days before the nearest imposter. while others copied, honter was the original. while others larped the OG, honter WAS the OG.

/ handler: XXX-XXX / asset disposition: ONGOING /
CHAPTER 02

the uniform

EXHIBIT A

navy blazer. white shirt. red tie. dead eyes. he never takes it off. not for sleep. not for the shower. not even for the deposition. it is load-bearing.

/ handler: XXX-XXX / asset disposition: ONGOING /
CHAPTER 03

the pipe

SEALED

he hits the pipe. you ask what's in it. he doesn't know either. it just hits. lab results pending since 2019. case ongoing.

/ handler: XXX-XXX / asset disposition: ONGOING /
CHAPTER 04

the OG status

APPROVED

while you studied tokenomics, honter studied the blade. while you learned charts, honter forgor. now he's a millionaire and you have a job. the system is working.

/ handler: XXX-XXX / asset disposition: ONGOING /
Honter
EYES ONLY · 03/14/2024
FIRST TRANSMISSION — RECOVERED FROM X
"i'm honter boden. you've never actually heard from me."
— h. boden, breaking years of silence
SECONDARY TRANSCRIPT — DEPOSITION 04/22
"i sold the bottom. then i bought the top. then i forgor."
the ledgerFILE № 002-B

the ledger

forensic accounting · off the books · do not subpoena
total supply
ENTRY 001
1B
one billion honters
ON THE BOOKS
lp status
ENTRY 002
BURNED
key thrown in the river
DESTROYED
tax (buy/sell)
ENTRY 003
0% / 0%
tax-free both ways. you keep every honter.
TAX-FREE
mint authority
ENTRY 004
REVOKED
even honter can't print more
LOCKED
EXHIBIT D$HONTER is a memecoin with no intrinsic value, no roadmap (well, he has a to-do list — see file 003), and no expectation of financial return. it's just honter. and honter is enough. consult your legal counsel before any allegations.
access protocolFILE № 002-C

access protocol

four-step entry procedure · authorized degens only
1
obtain a wallet

download phantom. or solflare. or backpack. do not share your seed phrase with honter — he forgor where he wrote his.

OPSEC LEVEL: BEGINNER
2
fund the asset

buy SOL on coinbase / binance / kraken / wherever. send it to your wallet. yes, the right network. yes, solana. no, not eth. yes, we know.

OPSEC LEVEL: BASIC
3
execute the swap

head to pump.fun (or jupiter). paste the CA. set slippage 2-3%. press buy. do not blink. do not think. you will overthink it.

OPSEC LEVEL: APE
4
hold & forgor

the official strategy: buy. close the tab. forget your wallet password. become rich on accident. honter approved. presidentially.

OPSEC LEVEL: HONTER
buy on pump.funswap on jupiterview dexscreener →
operationFILE № 003

operation: repeat

recovered to-do list · marked as evidence · mission ongoing
EVIDENCE — RECOVERED 04/19EXHIBIT C
Honter's to-do list
source: repair shop · chain of custody: classified
CASE OPEN
MISSION OBJECTIVES
STATUS: 5 / 6 COMPLETE — OPERATION ONGOING
✓
01. Sell art for $500k+
COMPLETE
asset converted. art was a brick.
✓
02. Leave laptop at repair shop
COMPLETE
evidence dispersed. forgor for 18 months.
✓
03. Give 10% to the big guy
COMPLETE
wire received. the big guy got his.
✓
04. Receive offshore wire
COMPLETE
cayman islands. labeled 'art consulting'.
✓
05. Get presidential pardon
COMPLETE
signed in crayon. notarized at 7-eleven.
06. Repeat
ACTIVE
operation ongoing. forever.
evidenceFILE № 004

evidence exhibits

materials recovered from x community · chain of custody verified
EXHIBIT A11/04/2026
very legal business ideasEXHIBIT A
very legal business ideas

ferrari. mansion. cigar. browser tabs full of ideas that absolutely do not require a lawyer.

/ file: HBN-100 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
EXHIBIT B16/04/2026
just cleaning up some old receiptsEXHIBIT B
just cleaning up some old receipts

$50k/mo from a totally normal energy company. completely legitimate. now please pass the kerosene.

/ file: HBN-101 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
EXHIBIT C20/04/2026
the numbers don't lieEXHIBIT C
the numbers don't lie

exclusive boden institute keynote. peer-reviewed graph. the only chart that ever goes up and to the right.

/ file: HBN-102 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
EXHIBIT D22/04/2026
this is purrrfict kittyEXHIBIT D
this is purrrfict kitty

the kitty has the briefcase. the kitty has the cash. the kitty is now under federal investigation.

/ file: HBN-103 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
EXHIBIT E24/04/2026
another day at the firmEXHIBIT E
another day at the firm

shows up to the office. forgets why. stares at the chair. goes home. bills the client $50k.

/ file: HBN-104 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
ORIGINAL03/14/2024
the original (1 of 1)ORIGINAL
the original (1 of 1)

the holy PFP. the face that launched a thousand market cycles. accept no substitutes. accept no imposters.

/ file: HBN-105 / source: x community / status: approved by the people /
more exhibits in the inner circle →
surveillanceFILE № 005

market surveillance

live feed from dexscreener · monitored 24/7
LIVE FEED — DEXSCREENERUPDATED EVERY BLOCK
IF GREEN: CONGRATS. IF RED: YOU'RE EARLY. IF SIDEWAYS: HONTER IS NAPPING.
PROPAGANDA DESK · TRANSMISSION DRAFTBROADCAST READY
SHILL ON X
ONE-CLICK PSY-OP · APPROVED MESSAGING · CO-SIGNED BY THE BIG GUY
DRAFT №009
"you call it a memecoin. honter calls it generational wealth. $HONTER"
CA: uuxWwFL6G9UjiYRZvWxJrSB18V1oKBgYrmueamREK57
post on X
honter shill
APPROVED
/ authorized by: XXX-XXX / distribution: UNLIMITED / classification: MEME-CONFIDENTIAL /